a couple of mormons came to the door the other day to convert us. my husband was giving them the Jesus rundown in reverse because he likes to do that. he was wearing pajama bottoms while he did this and when they left he noticed he felt a breeze down there. it is most probably that he had his dick hanging out of his pants the entire time. does that make him a less fortunate and the mormon's the people who encountered one? i think so!